This one isn’t so much funny more just creepy as hell! Who thinks this is a good idea? And who would even buy this? Read the post below.
I am donating some breast milk, and understand that they can charge a small fortune if you don’t qualify under medical. So, private parties that are interested in buying your own breast milk, please contact me via email. I am not necessarily looking for a profit, and want to do something kind. I am selling bags filled to capacity of pumped STD and drug free breast milk for $10. I am mostly vegetarian, don’t smoke or drink and err in the side of organics whenever possible. I do eat ALOT of fruits and have stuck to the kinds that make less gas for babies like apples and grapes (goodbye pears!). I am also a big diary eater of milk and cheese (to go with the fruits of course). My milk is medicine free, though i do take over the counter prenatal (will be switching to organic prenatal soon). I have posted pics of the bags of milk. Thanks! Oh, and i usually get 9 to 12 OZ in each bag (about 70- 100 bags). Thanks!
If you want me to bring my doctor’s papers stating i am clean, please tell me in advance.
Breast milk bag brands are Lansinoh and Nuk